Last Night Ended Too Soon.

Erika: hey.....do you get really attached and fall in love with all the people you have sex with?
Me: Alllllllll the people I have sex with? Thanks. And no.
Erika: Oh okay. I was just wondering.
Me: WHY?!?!?! Are you going to have sex with Doug? lol
Erika: nooooooo
Me: Liar.



Me:*swimming in pool* Hey Erika.....as your protective older sister, I'm giving you permission to have sex with Doug.
Erika: Whaaaaaat? lol
Me: I'm just saying.
Erika: oooooooookay.
Me: Damn it's cold in here.



*at Don Pablos*
Me: Heyyyyy I like that guys shorts.
Erika: MAGGIE!!!! Did you just take a picture of that guys shorts??
Me: Nooooooooo.
Both: *giggle*



*laying on the living room floor VERY dizzy*
Me: Sex and the City just isn't the same anymore........



*walks downstairs and turns light on*
Me: where is my phone? oh hey......sorry......
Erika: turn the light out!!!!
Me:can we cuddle?
*lays in bed and get REAL close*
Me: *whispers something that I can't say on here in Erika's ear*
Erika: Okkkkkkay good for you. go Do it again. Now turn the light off!!!
Me: I don't think I'm wanted. *walks upstairs*



Paul: yeahhhh you like that.
Me : ooooooh baby yes I do.
Erika: Ummm he was talking to the video game
Me: Oh, well I still liked it.
Erika: I know you did.



*this morning when I woke up*
Me: ughhhh I have a huge bruise on my leg.
Erika: Prolly from when you fell.
Me: which time?
Both: *laugh hysterically*




To Be Continued.......