Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk...

David: So, since I'm coming to your house, can I have your address so I can mapquest it?
Me: Woah...I just started talking to you...how do I know you aren't a crazy person? I don't think I should give you my address...
David: Well, for one...how the HELL am I going to be able to go to your house if you won't tell me where? and two...I'm really a senior at Hoover...I swear to you.
Me: Okay...*gives address* but I swear to god! If you come and I get raped, murdered, or stolen!!!
David: I promise. I'll ask you if I cna before I do any of that.
Me: Okay...thank you. NO! wait!!! lol