What would I do without friends?

How's your left boob?
WHAT!?
Whaaaaaat? It's a serious question!
Ummm it's fine........thanks
You're welcome.



hahahahaha brilliant. And to think....he's going to be a cop.....woah.




Erika:heeeey i like this song (middle)
Me:but no...i like this one(headsprung)
Erika: okay
Me: yeah cause I'm trying to get my gangster on....the right mood you know. *dances all crunk like*


Me:woahhhhhhhhhhhhh look at your boobs!
Erika: yeah I know this bra makes my boobs look bigger than they really are.
Me:It's an illusion.......